
I talk about it every year, and it’s that time again for the Annie Oakley Festival in Darke County, Ohio, which is a yearly vacation for me. And I continue to get asked about it because it’s work for a lot of people but a paradise for me. I have participated in several annual events at the Annie Oakley Festival, some for over 20 years. And out of all the things I could do, I find this particular weekend, the last one of each July, as my refuge from the mundane effects of the Administrative State. I hate slow people in life. Even though most people are pretty slow, they frustrate me tremendously, and out of all the other days of the year when I have to deal with them, I always look forward to the Annie Oakley Festival because it is there where speed and accuracy are celebrated in the traditional American ways rather than this slow New World Order globalism garbage. I love speed and have always been obsessed with it because when it is experienced, there is a morality to it that is unique to American culture, and each year at that event, I get to experience it without restriction and be around other people who appreciate it with a kind of raw understanding of morality. The world under the misguidance of the Administrative State is designed for slow, stupid people, and I find it pathetic. My idea of a vacation is to be away from those kinds of people, even though I may be exhausted at the end of all the competitions, which last all weekend. It’s a good tired. Because it is refreshing to be away from slow people, lazy people, and people who hide behind the Administrative State to appear valuable when all they are, are mindless bureaucrats.

Many of the old stunt performers, cowboys, gunslingers, and general roughnecks I hang around in some of these Western preservation groups all understand something that most people have forgotten, which will likely be returning shortly. In traditional American Westerns, which most of the world still enjoys, speed dominating evil is a consistent theme at the core of all values. When the good guy was faster to a dueler’s pistol, we cheered for the demise of the slower bad guy—the villain. (villains lost because they are slow) The value of speed was directly connected to the morality of capitalism, and society generally understood the metaphor. I spoke this year with many of these old fast-draw professionals who feel like they are a dying breed. I told them this year that I thought that young people might find themselves very attracted to the old fast-draw traits as globalism’s effects were failing worldwide, and people would be looking for a replacement. There are consistently good Westerns doing well on streaming services, like Hell on Wheels, and shows like Yellowstone. Some video games, like Red Dead Redemption, are very popular with young people, so it’s not like Westerns are dead or dying. It would only take a film studio like Angel Studios to start making traditional Westerns again, and people would flock to see them because they enjoy those kinds of stories. Hollywood may be a dying business model, but that doesn’t mean the Western will die with it. Hollywood used to be all about Westerns, and their demise started when they stopped committing themselves to Westerns. You can tell how people feel about Westerns at these shows I go to, especially the fast-draw events. There is always a crowd watching, and we are amazed that we shoot real guns that fast, competitively. Most of them have only witnessed that in movies and television shows.
Part of the suppression of Westerns, starting with those who finance movies, was the desire to build a global administrative state to mask production from performance expectations. As globalism has proposed, the administrative state’s goal is to slow down the world to the communist intentions of centralized authority. Those were the villains in the old Westerns, so it’s no wonder they don’t like Western values. They want to slow the world down with bureaucracy so that centralized communism can rule. But they are so slow and pathetic. No wonder they want to legalize marijuana because they want people brain dead and too slow to think, to ask questions, and to meet reality head-on. Most of my life is about dealing with slow-minded administrative state losers who seem only to want to slow things down. So when I get to compete at Annie Oakley, speed becomes the priority, and it is just so refreshing. I practice Fast Draw most every day in some form or another, so I’m always thinking fast about things. But to express that speed in public, where people appreciate it, is very refreshing. Usually, this Annie Oakley event charges me up for the rest of the year, just those few days. I attend other fast draw events throughout the year, but what makes Annie Oakley stand out is that it’s done in a public forum with audience attendance. Most competitions are held in private venues, so the general public cannot witness them. At Annie Oakley, it feels like it would be like to have been in the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show. And I love it!
Many Americans have been polite about the slow world of the administrative state and the ridiculous European concepts of the World Economic Forum. They don’t have a culture in Europe or Asia where people can express themselves with guns, rapid draw in the classic Western way of dueling a bad guy as the Bible would define villainy, to establish individualized law and order. Speed was the way to achieve justice, and the action was from a superior individual against the masses of slower bandits. I’ve never learned to accept a lack of speed in life, no matter what it is, production, driving down the road, going to the grocery, everything. I read fast. I think fast. I am happiest when things are fast. I’m a guy who will drive a 51-foot RV rig at 85 miles per hour, happily zipping in and out of traffic, and I don’t care how much gas it burns. Because I like to go fast. But there isn’t much more satisfying in life than the fast draw events at Annie Oakley, whether with bullwhips or traditional six guns. The participants and the audience appreciate speed; when you see it, you know all is right with the world. And in the end, when the World Economic Forum types must face reality and deal with the speed of American culture outside of their Davos forums, where they talk to each other in a vacuum, they’re going to learn that they are the bad guy, and slowness is not going to be acceptable. Americans like things fast, whether it’s a Chick-fil-A drive-thru, highway traffic, or a running back on a football team. Americans want things quickly, and Cowboy Fast Draw represents American culture in so many satisfying ways that I am happiest when I compete with other fast gunslingers. I’m more comfortable than anywhere on Earth under any condition. And I never get tired of it. Slow people are terrible. But fast people, the world could use a lot more of those.
Rich Hoffman


