The Progressive Zombie Apocalypse: How to defeat the vile creatures from blue voting zones

Some words that come to describe an Idiot: mooncalf, zombie, congenital idiot, born fool, the mentally handicapped, cretin, moron, fool[1]  In fact, it would appear that more than 60 million idiotic Americans are now part of the Progressive Zombie Apocalypse.  I have shown you dear reader how to defeat these progressive zombies who are more politely termed as diabolical idiots.   If you have forgotten what I’ve said and done in the past click the link below to review.

THE WLW INTERVIEW OF RICH HOFFMAN’S GUIDE TO DESTROYING PROGRESSIVE ZOMBIES

A quick look at the map of the United States below will show you where these zombies live because they voted for Barack Obama.  The map is a county-by-county map of a recent voting record and it can be seen that more than 51% of the zombie voters who are otherwise idiots put Obama back into power reside in these small blue areas.  That leaves the vast sum of the red counties unrepresented in American government and at the mercy of the zombies as they migrate out of the diabolical blue areas. 

Progressive zombies might look and sound like the rest of us, but they aren’t.  Much like the famous Michael Jackson video Thriller, all too often we learn too late that the progressive zombies are our own next door neighbors who have been seduced and consumed by a progressive agenda.

So follow my guide to defeating these progressive zombies by calling them out by name and letting them know that they will not suck the blood out of America without a fight.

But more than anything, do everything you can to avoid idiots, because it is the path of the low intelligence fool who first become progressive zombies.  Pay attention to current events, read books, and attend Tea Party gatherings and you can go a long way to avoiding the sinister threat of becoming another progressive zombie in an apocalypse that is threatening America.

And if you want to actually shoot some zombies, see my friends down at Shoot Extreme in West Chester.  They will set you up with some target practice.  CLICK HERE to learn more.


[1]The Original Roget’s Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases (Americanized Version) is licensed from Longman Group UK Limited. Copyright © 1994 by Longman Group UK Limited. All rights reserved.

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3 thoughts on “The Progressive Zombie Apocalypse: How to defeat the vile creatures from blue voting zones

  1. That map blows my mind.
    I caught a snipit of Rush today whom I rarely listen to and he said something so profetic and simple. He was talking to a white gay man of our age who had a black partner. He took him to a tea party meeting and the partner expressed how for the first time he felt like a person, not a demographic that had to be protected as he had felt at Sharpton and Jackson rallies. Come election day he told his lover he had to vote democratic. When his white counterpart said “what?” why? he replied..because I’m black. I’m a democrat.
    Rush said…there it is. The time for talking and politicing is over. Been there, done that.
    The only thing that will shift demographics (on the whole) is events.

    Brilliantly done. He’s right.
    So grab some popcorn and get your journal out. Your grandkids will want to know how this goes down and it (the truth), won’t be recorded anywhere else.

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    1. Did you see that Republicans are saying that they are going pull away from Rush? Those idiots are the reason why we have all been yanked so far to the left over many years, little by little. They do not have the will to fight for their beliefs. In fact, they don’t have any beliefs to fight for. All they understand is polling and public sentiment.

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      1. I did. Lost balls in tall weeds. They are searching for an identity which makes them pathetic.
        I like Rush, he just comes on at an inopportune time.
        The GOP is bleeding and if they don’t get back to the roots of liberty, they are doomed for good. Fine by me. If we ever get to vote in an election again, much less a fair one, I pray it will be a constitutional group (I hate using party) of some kind. I don’t consider myself to be libertarian enough to vote that way. I am not alone.
        Did you agreewith him about events? Do you believe many things will just have to play out (badly) to get back on some semblance of a free and moral society? Someone asked me today if I thought we passed the tipping point. I do. Supreme court ruling on Ochavezcare. That will change our very fabric in so many ways.
        In fact, I see things far differently than 13 days ago now that “it” has an unbridled second term. I have an uneasiness like the calm before the storm. It makes me sick to my stomach.

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